Hello my name is CHUCK TINGLE (worlds greatest author) and here is a story about how devils always lose.
if you are here is it probably because you heard about THE BAD DOGS BLUES. this is a special kind of lonesome man who lives underground and crys about ethics in basement dwelling and space books. in some ways this is sad because you think "it must be hard to be that lonesome" but most of the time they are just scoundrels. more often you just don't think about them at all because you are trotting cutely in the sunshine.
thing about BAD DOGS BLUES is sometimes they think they are cool guys like the talk of the town when really they are just talking to themselves in the corner.
in recent days man name of JOM SCALZI put out a big time book name of THE COLLAPSING EMPIRE. bad dogs blues said they could copy it and do better, so to keep bad dogs blues honest this is now website to show current sales rank between BAD DOGS BLUES fake book and JOM SCALZI real book. this is good way to determine wether or not being a devil is a WINNING WAY. please enjoy.
wow guess bad dogs blues actually cant beat love still this is scientific proof.
you can get winning book in this battle between lonesome sad men and author name of JOM SCALZI here:
THE COLLAPSING EMPIRE
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